UK Football Finder awards review

by Teflon

Saturday, July 25th, 2009
 

There are many things I could write about Thursday night’s party… In fact I could go on for hours with stories of Peter Pickles buying really bizarre cocktails, how I was robbed by the toilet attendant, our attempt to find a kebab shop in Mayfair, or even how a couple of us had a debate about how Darren keeps his head so shiny.

But I’ll start at the beginning, while queuing to get into Vendome we had a strange incident with a stalker! A man was standing in the queue next to Peter Pickles wearing a Sunderland football shirt with Tully 1 on the back, now to start with who wears a football shirt to get into a nightclub, let alone a nightclub in the poshest and most expensive area of the UK? It turns out this guy is Claire Tully’s personal stalker… He then stripped off his top to reveal a vest with “I love Claire Tully” on it and then gets quickly pounced on by the Bouncers who had obviously been tipped off about his strange actions around the club all day.

Once inside Vendome it became clear very quickly how events would pan out, Darren was ripping his hair out (pun intended) about various things, Dexy was never seen without 3 girls on his shoulder and Peter Pickles and myself hit the bar. The girls were highly visible and were making themselves well seen through the crowds, where ever they went a camera followed and they acted like true professionals and didn’t let the occasion get to them at all! But It was never in doubt that this night would run smooth!

Once the club packed out we were given the treat of being able to listen to up and coming singer, Jaeger Grace.  She was fantastic, what a voice! There is no doubt in my mind that she will be well known and chart topping in the next few years.

Blogger of the year was the first award to be given out, I was hoping it was me, but I’ll be the first to admit that the winner was a good choice… Matt Quinn picked up the award for his consistently good articles! He is now the King of Dexy’s Den until next year where we shall battle it out again!
The main event was the talking point of the night though. So after the girls were gathered they had each had to perform the Catwalk Walk around the dance floor and then tell us why they should be Miss UKFF 2009. I would like to say now…

Brandy, Leah, Claire, Sammy, Lizzy, Sarah, Faye and Keely…  all looked fantastic, they did so well to get this far, they all acted like professional models all night, they really were the life and soul of this party and I know it’s very cliché to say this, but they all deserved to win in your own way. Me Dexy, and Charlotte had a very hard time deciding who was going to win, It was very close between all of them. But there could only be one winner! Brandy Brewer… She was the one who rose above the rest, the one who stood out, and after the points of the public vote, the Catwalk and her speech were totaled it was soon clear she was going to be crowned Miss UKFF 2009 and was the winner of the amazing prize of Modeling for a National newspaper with UK image ltd.

The rest of the night for me was a bit of a blur… (Might have something to do with the beer!) But I know it involved stealing a rich guys £1000 per night booth, getting lost in Mayfair, buying a hotdog outside the Ritz at 3am, Missing our train, a £58 Taxi and lots  and lots of Red Bull. I have only had 1 hours sleep since last night and I had to work today… But the memories of last night have kept me going all day! Everything about Miss UK Football Finder 2009 was epic, the company, the girls, the club, my mate Seth snoring in the taxi on the way home. All I can really say is roll on next year… where we promise we will make it better, however hard that might be!

A big thanks to Darren and Dexy for the organization, You both made this party what it was and you both deserve all the credit!

Just a quick note before I sign this article off, Keep your eyes on this site for a petit Brunette called Sarah. Mark my words… she will be a very hot contender for Miss Football finder UK 2010.

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{ 20 comments… read them below or add one }

Eve July 25, 2009 at 7:23 am

Congratulations to Sarah for becoming the best runner up ever, as you were the peoples choice I would like to thank everyone who voted for my gorgeous gir!l Well done Claire for making it through the night with your injuries I hope you recover real soon you are a wee sweetheart. I don’t think I could have whooped any louder for the pair of you on Thursday night you were both little gems!

Ben July 25, 2009 at 8:29 am

great night, well done to all the girls, well done to Matt. Well done to Brandy too

Phil July 26, 2009 at 7:57 pm

awesome, go go Brandy! We’d knew you’d do it! Way to go! Can I audition for Dexy’s roll please?

Tef1on July 26, 2009 at 8:07 pm

Back of the line Phil… I’ve been after his job since UKFF opened.

amy rush July 26, 2009 at 9:57 pm

Well done for organising such a good night boys!! Girls you were all very professional and looked fab. Well done Brandy & Matt, looking forward to the party in 2010 x

jimmythegent July 27, 2009 at 9:18 am

I was privilged to be there and had a fantastic few hours. The girls were wonderful and the site put on a great show. Will there be another one, i want to put my name down now!!!

dexylongshot July 27, 2009 at 9:30 am

Thanks for the positives peeps, it was indeed a pukka night and loved every minute of it, making the most of my now legendary triple Z-list status, i was even groped by the ugliest looking bird in there (typical!). No-Joking aside, gotta big up everyone whu came along, the bloggers, players and most importantly the girls, you all made it a night to remember (although there are a couple of missing hours!!!). Brandy was in tears when she was awarded to title and rightly so although in true cliche stylee, all the girls were winners (although my Micheal Jackson moves was too much for Keely in the dance-off!!!)

Also gotta say a massive thank-you Charlotte the presenter who was brilliant and Jaeger Grace who is undoubtedly on the road to superstardom behind the microphone, her acoustic set was excellent. Also big shouts to Bloggers Matt Quinn & Teflon who helped proceedings run smoothly. The Vox pop girl Suzanne and, Uk Images Michelle, Sasha the photographer and of course Lil Dex who was promoted on the night to sash duties and general organiser with girls! The UKFF boss-man who organised it all beforehand, i don’t know how he pulled it off but he did. Here’s to the next night!!!!!

Darren July 27, 2009 at 10:24 am

an excellent night all round, big shout to Reg the camera man too, watch out for the official UKFF dvd coming out soon!!

Matt Quinn July 27, 2009 at 10:27 am

Yeah. Cheers Everyone- Darren, Dexy, Teflon et al…. it was a great night and very well organised. The girls all looked great and between them produced some cracking catwalks.

Obviously the biggest winner of the night was me, but that shouldnt overshadow the other award that Brandy won. Miss Uk something or other 2009. That was pretty important too. So, well done Brandy!

Jaeger Grace was really good too- and had an edge to her that could set her apart in years to come, in her bid for chart domination.

So overall- great night UKFF… thanks again! See you next year.

Matt Quinn July 27, 2009 at 10:34 am

Ps. Where are the photos? My mum and dad want to see me with my award. My nan’s going round my mums for tea on wednesday and wants to see the evidence too… so get the photos up by then! It was a proud night for the Quinn household.

dexylongshot July 27, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Photos should be up by then, Lil Dex is on the case with her camera. Some goods ones on there with you and Brandy. Better not shows the missus, hot stuff!

Tef1on July 28, 2009 at 11:06 am

GET PHOTOS UP NOW!!!

dexylongshot July 28, 2009 at 5:12 pm

CALM DOWN DEAR, PHOTOS UP AND PLENTY MORE ON THE FACEBOOK GROUP. GET INVOLVED!

Tef1on July 28, 2009 at 9:03 pm

Need more of ME!!! I know you had a pretty lass walking around with a camera!

Stevie July 28, 2009 at 11:20 pm

I must say, all the girls look cracking! Well done to Matt Quinn, I read all his blogs, the guy knows his stuff, never afraid to speak his mind and go against the norm, a very worthy winner.

Brandy July 30, 2009 at 10:48 am

It was an amazing night :) Thanks everyone looking forward to next one and did I hear right that it’s going to be in a pub? that’s much more up my street than the pretentious clubs :D

UKFF should be very proud of themselves as it all went very smoothly and a big whoop to all the girls as they looked AMAZING!!!! xxx

dexylongshot July 30, 2009 at 10:50 am

WHOOP WHOOP!!!, WHOOP DOC IN THE HOUSE!

Darren July 30, 2009 at 10:57 am

the next UKFF social will be a pub. We could of hardly held a beauty pageant down the Dog and Fox.

Brandy, where’s that review?

Peter Pickles July 30, 2009 at 11:26 am

Congrats to Matt Quinn for his award… I’m sure me and Teflon and all the other bloggers are gonna be battling it out with you for that award next year (failing that, we’ll just stuff you in a trunk somewhere and leave you there until you rot or escape…)

Congrats to Brandy, too. Your name sounds like a pornstar’s name, and you have the attributes to be one of the XXX greats lol, but I guess for now we’re just gonna have to suffer all your tasteful shots until you get bored and crossover to the dark side… LOL

And just to clarify: those “bizarre cocktails” were actually just simple drinks that this fancy-ass club decided to pimp with lemons and cocktail sticks and long glasses… then charge me £13 for…

And that weird stalker guy flew in from Ireland JUST to see Claire Tully. He told me he’s been in love with her for years. He’s the creepiest dude I’ve ever met. I guarantee this guy planned to kidnap Tully and take her back to Ireland with him, where he would proceed to feed her uncooked potatoes for the rest of her days…

He made that Fritzl guy seem like an innocent nice old man lol

Peter Pickles July 30, 2009 at 11:27 am

Also, Darren uses table polish to keep his head that shiny

:-D

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