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Mr UKFF 2009 – The sausages are on us!

by Dexy Longshot

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009
92 comments
 

Here it is, the competition that none of us give a toss about! I mean would you rather have the job of looking at 26,000 gorgeous babes for Miss UKFF or 200 ugly blokes in football shirts for Mr UKFF? Never the less the comp is open now it’s time give your mates all your support.

The winning guy will win a date with the gorgeous Miss UKFF Brandy Brewer, and believe me, this girl knows how’s to party! And if they are really lucky, Dexy has promised to throw in a packet of Peggy’s special sausages!

Good luck lads, you’re gonna need it!

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{ 92 comments… read them below or add one }

Jenna November 5, 2009 at 9:28 am

Leon Upton – definately! Mwah x

Steve Fawcett November 5, 2009 at 10:20 am

If you want the best man to win. Its gotta be leon. There aint no better man you could choose . . LEON LEON LEON LEON

dexylongshot November 5, 2009 at 10:34 am

Cor! this is getting a bit fruity, you sound like a right bunch of birds,
more catty the doris’s! I think you should have pec-off! I might go in for it as well, i’ll need to wheelbarrow to get my nips of the pavement first!

Dan Church November 5, 2009 at 10:46 am

I reckon Leons had his teeth done…….should have been the ears… ;-)

Maddy November 5, 2009 at 1:01 pm

I admire the spirtit of the other contestants. To plough on when there is only faint hope as company. Yet be consoled, Cameron is a magnimonious winner-elect. He has assured me he will tell all the other defeated candidates FIRST about his great date with Brandy Brewer. You cant say fairer than that can you ?

cameron November 5, 2009 at 1:18 pm

http://www.starnow.com/Crizah
thats a chisled body not no black and white picture

louise November 5, 2009 at 1:20 pm

im sorry but thats a winner right their cameron is hot
now that is a defined body that 8pak in those calvins
cameron to win

dexylongshot November 5, 2009 at 1:40 pm

This iis crack-up, we should get cameron and Leon in the ring for a booby bout, Brandy can do the number carrying between rounds.

Bex November 5, 2009 at 2:31 pm

http://www.starnow.com/UPPY

Bex November 5, 2009 at 2:37 pm

No Cameron your wrong there , Leon by far has a hotter body and a nice arse you mite b cute but lets say leon has a much better body and is awsome to be Around Hes bound to have with being a personal trainer ;-) another turn on.
Also he supports a Good team thats what its about and looks sizzleing in the football kit, so much about the ghy u cant keep up im afraid but u can try.

Check it out
http://www.starnow.com/UPPY Intresting Star Now Ied say ;-) including the yummy bod ! X

Sexylexy November 5, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Ummm nice one bex, leon has sure got this blog tuned up ! and by the way cam thats no 8 pak well not enough defination there for me, I Like action men so much more..

Anyways Its weather you can handle Sexy Brandy ghys whos the true gent hear enough banter !

melissaupton November 5, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Leon upton to win he is somply the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

melissaupton November 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm

lol i meant simply the best

leon November 5, 2009 at 10:05 pm

well sexylexy as for brandy if shes loves dancing and wants a true Gent then i am the right man for the job. After seeing camerons starnow profile there is no competition, and i think he needs a personal trainer like me to help him, and i will give him a Army style Session. lol its all fun and games.lol

cameron November 6, 2009 at 12:15 am

personal training session leon ur having a laugh aint u lol uv got to be the only personal trainer i have seen without a good body lol from what i can see from ur pic. army style session lol omg a true gent by the sounds of it if brandy did pick you mate i think she would be more bored than enything seriouse now mate how much are u paying these lot uve hired here mate cos iv really got to go to the same agency lol lol lol me in those calvin klines were actuali for calvin klien sport style boxers not for fun
“no competition”

lucy November 6, 2009 at 12:27 am

sorry i dont know enyone personaly but my honest opionon if i can give after looking at leons pictures and camerons, leon ur an attractive guy wiv an ok body but my honest opinion honestly hun you cant say camerons body is not good thats had some work and to say theirs no competetion now u know thats not true cameron is gawjus he seems to of had abit more experiance in modeling than u than you aswell enyway good luck to you both i just thought i would give and opinion because it seems that all leons votes are people who he knows

good luck to u both x

leon November 6, 2009 at 7:06 am

Win or lose dont matter to me, i have relised i have great friends and family support. Looks are not everything but maybe to you its all you have to show.
Me i have a medal on my chest for fighting for my counrty and serving 9yrs for it. You will never understand what it takes to Survive when people are trying to shoot you down for real.
The most you have done is pose for a Army career Mag, well done give yourself a medal for that.
One things for sure Brandy will be safe with a real man who has more to show than just a picture on a website.
So you see if i lose than i still win the support of my friends and family and my country that you live. “NO COMPETITION”

rachel November 6, 2009 at 7:58 am

LEON all the way what a hottie hehe xxxxx

Shell Bell November 6, 2009 at 9:06 am

Leon all the way…..Fab guy and the Arsenal shirt looks fantastic on you!! xx

Hailey M November 6, 2009 at 10:40 am

I vote Leon Upton! Like the Arsenal team.

Bex November 6, 2009 at 10:49 am

U go girls , leon you have my comments you always try help others and put them first!
That is why you have so much Support they put the right man in the comp A real charmer Brandy he will make sure you enjoy your self and its not about leon is always about the people he cares for :-)
You really derserve a break hun and if u dnt win who cares you no that you have already won my sweet ;) XxXxX

Wally November 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm

I’ll have my say on the body debate…I have the best body end of argument …Cameron or Leon do you ever get a seat offered to you on the tube because you look pregnant! exactly! Wally wins by default for being a pot belly wot wot! I used to have the flat stomach then I got my life back…

Up the bellies!

jimmythegent November 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm

Up the bellies!!!!!!!!!!! WALLY WALLY WALLY!!!

Darren November 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm

is Ruud Van Nielsoroy your fav player Cam?

Manda November 6, 2009 at 6:04 pm

LEON, LEON, LEON, LEON!!!! If you get runner up I wanna sausage hahaha.
ALL BRITS in America vote LEON!!!!! :) xx

lucy November 6, 2009 at 7:36 pm

“Win or lose dont matter to me, i have relised i have great friends and family support”

“So you see if i lose than i still win the support of my friends and family and my country”

im sorry mate have u heard yourself lol its a modeling competition mate not who has the best family and friends lol and seriously how many time is this bex goin to vote for u mate bex u do count as one vote btw wating your time keep voting lol
and by the way if u cant read dont think the army tought u that but it does say i did diesel underwear army catologue calvin klien nike catologue

nah my favorite player is jermain defoe

cameron November 6, 2009 at 7:37 pm

“Win or lose dont matter to me, i have relised i have great friends and family support”

“So you see if i lose than i still win the support of my friends and family and my country”

im sorry mate have u heard yourself lol its a modeling competition mate not who has the best family and friends lol and seriously how many time is this bex goin to vote for u mate bex u do count as one vote btw wating your time keep voting lol
and by the way if u cant read dont think the army tought u that but it does say i did diesel underwear army catologue calvin klien nike catologue

nah my favorite player is jermain defoe

LEON UPTON November 6, 2009 at 9:11 pm

Cameron is your real name lucy because that explain alot.haha. Modeling competition you still dont have anything on me. Anyway i am bored of reading your blog and i was the one who got this page going. you are no match for me

Grantie November 6, 2009 at 9:23 pm

Leon!! Finest PT Premier has ever produced!!!!

Tonia Upton November 6, 2009 at 9:26 pm

Good luck bro hope you win.x

tina's beans November 6, 2009 at 11:53 pm

cameron and leon are voting for themselves

I vote wally, matthew, adam , peter, gregor, wally and john for being real and not getting friends to vote.

go wally, tony, graham and wally.

Juddy November 7, 2009 at 8:35 am

got to be leon for for me too…. great guy loving too…. Cameron looks gay so not the one for me…… go leon

Fish November 7, 2009 at 10:40 am

GO LEON! YOU’RE A GENTLEMEN AND A GREAT GUY! Plus he’s pretty hot. Standard!

Rock November 7, 2009 at 11:29 am

Come On Leon… Get In Son… simply the BEST: simply Leon Upton.

Robert King November 7, 2009 at 11:30 am

go leon! you have my vote.

Toddy November 7, 2009 at 11:38 am

Go on Leon up the gunners!

Gillian November 7, 2009 at 1:52 pm

LEON for me! He deserves to win.

Lindsey Dixon November 7, 2009 at 4:24 pm

vote for LEON the sex god , i know him and he is such a nice guy he deserves to win !!!
GO LEON GO LEON GO LEON !!!!!!!

Lauren November 8, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Leon to win x

Caroline November 8, 2009 at 4:38 pm

Leon to win!

rqsser November 8, 2009 at 4:42 pm

leon to win, cameron looks like a gay lord.

LEON TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AnnieB November 11, 2009 at 1:42 pm

Wally is the only one that doesn’t look like a chav. He’s quite a fox… Go team Wally!

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