Mr UKFF 2009 – The sausages are on us!

by Dexy Longshot

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009
 

Here it is, the competition that none of us give a toss about! I mean would you rather have the job of looking at 26,000 gorgeous babes for Miss UKFF or 200 ugly blokes in football shirts for Mr UKFF? Never the less the comp is open now it’s time give your mates all your support.

The winning guy will win a date with the gorgeous Miss UKFF Brandy Brewer, and believe me, this girl knows how’s to party! And if they are really lucky, Dexy has promised to throw in a packet of Peggy’s special sausages!

Good luck lads, you’re gonna need it!

{ 92 comments… read them below or add one }

BEX October 28, 2009 at 11:03 am

ummm will have to be leon hes a fittie Xx :-P

BEX October 28, 2009 at 11:05 am

BTW He has an Arsnel top on :)

Tina October 28, 2009 at 11:18 am

Wally Ramjet for me, he looks like a nice, funny guy and I bet if he was cleaned up and had a shave he’d look even better.
Txxx

Darren October 28, 2009 at 11:21 am

Brandy must be so excited At the prospect of dating wally ramjet, some real super models onboard!

ray stanamaz October 28, 2009 at 12:20 pm

WOO!! WOO!! WALLY RAMJET.

The Chairman October 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm

Its gotta be ‘Ramjet’! The rest look like they spend too much time watching Gok Wan! Except crosby…who just needs a haircut!

jackieemu October 28, 2009 at 1:57 pm

I don’t think John finch is your metrosexual type either!

Darren October 28, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Is john finch victor umboogaloo’s brother? He has a massive kneck

Mickey Marbles October 28, 2009 at 5:21 pm

I MIGHT HAVE TO ENTER MYSELF, WHAT A BUNCH OF UGS!!!

dexylongshot October 28, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Easy Mickey, It’s only a laught (although point taken!). Looks like I’m gonna have to do the decent thing and take young Brandy out myself!!!

mickey Marbles October 28, 2009 at 5:31 pm

Crosbys a ringer for Puyol and Williamson looks like a chinny Fletcher.
I;m gonna have a bath tonight and get dolled up for this. Dexy, do I have to take my hat of??

Brenda October 28, 2009 at 7:29 pm

I like that Wally. He looks a real man’s man. If you squint he looks a bit like Michael Hutchence.

The others look like metrosexuals. Bet they all wear wrist-bands and tank-tops. You wouldnt catch Wally in anything other than a sensible pair of slacks, i’d wager.

LEON UPTON October 29, 2009 at 10:23 am

I think the real man is Me as you should never judge a book by its cover.lol. I served 9 yrs in the Army and have medals. It takes a real man to do the job i did and i know brandy wont be disapointed.haha Help for Heros guys.

Brenda October 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Impressive stuff Leon.

Why dont we set up a fight between Wally and Leon… may the best man win.

I dont know why i like Wally so much- i reckon i’d even fancy him with a fat lip and a slightly bloodied nose.

Ryan October 30, 2009 at 7:00 pm

Got to be Leon great Friend big heart and Hard worker Deserve to win

julie clapperton November 1, 2009 at 6:51 pm

VOTE FOR LEON. LEON I TELL YOU

Archie November 2, 2009 at 9:14 am

Leon to win even if he is in a rubbish football top :)

andy November 2, 2009 at 9:27 am

i would go for leon every time, awesome person!!!

Jasmin November 2, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Leon an Battersea look the hottest ;-)
Mwah Xx

Fiona November 2, 2009 at 1:47 pm

My vote is definitley for Leon :-) xx

Steve Fawcett November 2, 2009 at 1:52 pm

Vote for leon to win there aint no better person that should win he has served his country and i think he needs a reward just for that so let leon win .

jade xx November 2, 2009 at 1:53 pm

GOT 2 be leon.. no offensive 2 wally, u are prob a great lad but you would have 2 be someone very very specail 2 beat leon, hes great lookin and a real life ex actionman!!! GO LEON!! x

dexylongshot November 2, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Leon this, Leon that, Valerie Leon, Kings of Leon. C’mon, he looks like a nancy, how long did he spend on that hair (saying that, he’s got more than me!). I can’t believe mickey marbles is getting back sack and crack and photoshoot with Brandy to enter this. Who would win a Captain Caveman remake comp, Crosby or Ramjet???

Kevin November 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm

It has to be Leon.

Amy November 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm

Hummmmmm i’m thinking Dexy & Darren should enter……..!!!!!!

Brandy November 2, 2009 at 9:37 pm

woooooo who’s gonna be throwing some shapes on the dancefloor and downing jagers like they’re going outta fashion with me?? lol Hell we might even throw in a duet on Karaoke haaaa xx

sarah November 2, 2009 at 9:39 pm

sorrry how can leon be winning this hasnt enyone had a look at battersea
cameron hes georjus x

tiar November 2, 2009 at 9:56 pm

brandy whos ur best one, my opinion cameron hes hot

Sexylexy November 3, 2009 at 9:11 am

Its easy to choose out of these they arnt that gud looking and cameron hes ok but looks kind da cheesy to me, Im a big arsenal fan and that ghy fits the shirt so dont know about Brandy but hes a turn on for me if he dnt get a date with her Hit me up ;-)

LEON UPTON November 3, 2009 at 4:29 pm

thanks everyone for the comments :) x

tracy nixon November 3, 2009 at 7:20 pm

leon to win awesome guy xx

LEON UPTON November 3, 2009 at 9:33 pm

thanks tracy. x)

sarah November 3, 2009 at 9:51 pm

sorry lexy but how much is leon paying you to say this lol
cameron to win the best looking thats wat this is for not wat sort of guy they are lol
tracy

fiona November 3, 2009 at 9:55 pm

sorry my friend tiar told me about this 100% cameron theirs no contest or competition sorry but leon looks like weres wolly lol

LEON UPTON November 4, 2009 at 12:18 pm

When you see me in a pair of underwear you will all see that under the shirt is a well chiseled BODY!

LEON UPTON November 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm

http://www.agent-promo.com/Card.asp?id=6040&leon_upton#tips

see of me hear just cut and paste link?

LEON UPTON November 4, 2009 at 12:54 pm

see more of me i ment lol just follow the link?

http://www.agent-promo.com/Card.asp?id=6040&leon_upton#tips

Bex November 4, 2009 at 12:54 pm

u go leon :)
You have the full works the whole package and a proper gent too
I Vote Mr Upton , Hot hot hot Xxxxxx

Bex November 4, 2009 at 12:57 pm

p.s just clicked link and lovin the black an white shot with the calvin Klein boxers :-P

Tacha November 4, 2009 at 1:02 pm

I vote leon!!!! Yey go leon!!!!

cameron November 4, 2009 at 6:25 pm

lol thats how leons going on yeah ok ok chisled body u think you got honest opinion mate thats nothing thats no chisled body, if u want a contest on bodies well have one.

Stevie November 4, 2009 at 8:07 pm

oooooooooohhhhhhhhh, man wars! Lets see who has the biggest hand bag!! lol :)

chinkie November 4, 2009 at 10:33 pm

Oh dear some one is jealous man , Its nice to see so many fumes in the air dude,

lets just say That leon is winning all the attention so I Would be too, come on ghys get a grip and show us some updated moves!

Stephen Warne November 4, 2009 at 10:59 pm

Leon is my best mate and i think he will be the best. i vote for leon. from stephen warne

LEON UPTON November 5, 2009 at 8:18 am

HAHA Cameron finally comes out from hiding, i think i have just touched a nerve. I say bring it on son and bring some tissue just in case you CRY again. lol

Jem Barnes November 5, 2009 at 8:21 am

Leon to win!!! I think that says it all!

Mark Scales November 5, 2009 at 8:40 am

Has to be Leon!!

Bex November 5, 2009 at 8:53 am

U go Leon , U have it all any one can be good looking but to have a good personality makes U go a lot further :) u have my support Xx

julie clapperton November 5, 2009 at 9:05 am

i think someone is a wee bit scared off getting knocked down by a guy who is soooooooooooo caring for his friends and family. you my look ok cameron but i dont really like I LOVE ME LADS i like my men to make me laugh and not spend all their time looking in the mirror. SO i say go LEON all the way to win.

kel November 5, 2009 at 9:26 am

LEON LEON LEON

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