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March 2010

Can Manchester United win anything without Rooney?

March 31, 2010

Wayne Rooney will be fit for the World Cup, but will face between two and four weeks on the sidelines.

It was déjà Vu as England’s talisman had the whole nation shouting the words, ‘not again’ as he fell to the ground clutching his ankle, in what was originally feared to be another metatarsal injury. [...]

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Jose still king of the cool

March 31, 2010

Mancini Loses his Cool

Following recent complaints from several eyewitnesses Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has had his cool confiscated in a dramatic dawn raid on his Manchester home. A police spokesperson said: “The cool was found stuffed inside a mattress along with a contraband guide to scarf-knotting and an illegally imported ove [...]

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Would Martin O’Neil really walk out on Villa?

March 30, 2010

If radio and internet reports are correct then Martin O’Neil has quit as Aston Villa manager. [...]

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How Chelsea will win the title

March 29, 2010

It seems like its that time of the season when all pundits try their hand at a bit of mystic meg, so I decided that this week I’m going to have a go myself. I mean how hard can it be? [...]

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Marceltipool – The First Match

March 28, 2010

It’s been a while. Again. A few months ago Marceltipool looked no more. Several aborted attempts to rejuvenate the interest in training had seemingly knocked the final nails in the coffin and the ideal of a football club for the Olympique de Marseille, Celtic and Liverpool-friendly in London appeared to have simply returned to my imagination. [...]

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Girl of the week – Kelly Brickland

March 27, 2010

This week’s little saucepot is sultry Kelly from Kent. Kelly has appeared on Broadway and loves nothing more then watching her beloved Man United play. She’s also massive McFly fan, yes, she really is!

You can catch the lovely Kelly singing on the Official UKFF World Cup anthem very soon. [...]

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Little David Beckham to miss school trip

March 26, 2010

I know I’m a big boy now and I’ve been trying not to cry but I’m still dead upset that I can’t go on the school trip to South Africa. Even though I got a gold star from the nurse for being brave my leg still really really really hurts, and it won’t be better in time.
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Time to end the Rafa-lution

March 26, 2010

As another manager, this time Tony Mowbray, bites the dust you can be forgiven for thinking that Rafa Benitez might actually be a cat. After all the man seems to have had as many lives. On countless occassions he has been written off and seemingly on his way out of Anfield yet much to the disdain of many he still remains. If he’d have lost the whol [...]

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An apology from the West Ham board

March 26, 2010

Dear Dexy

I am writing this on Wednesday morning. I had no sleep last night, having watched the shambolic performance by the team against Wolves. [...]

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England’s number 1? David James’ blooper

March 25, 2010

A good keeper these days is hard to find.

Here’s our current number 1 in action. Watch out for his Superman 2 like miss kick, which would be more at home on Harry Hills TV Burp than on a Premier League football pitch. [...]

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To Boo or not to Boo your team?

March 25, 2010

West Ham’s truly awful season plummeted to new depths on Tuesday at the Boleyn. A very well organised and clinical Wolves team came to the east end and did a real job on the hapless Hammers. I stood there for most of the evening with the same glum expression I have worn for most of this season. By the end of the game, though it wasn’t just the [...]

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Is this the greatest own goal ever scored?

March 25, 2010

This is what’s known as a buzzard in the UKFF office, an embarrassing moment where makes a total tit of ones self.

That’s exactly what happened when Hadjuk Split visited arch-rivals Lokomotiva in a top of table crunch match. [...]

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