Arsenal will crash out of the Champions League tonight

by Michael Somerville

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
 

Am I the only one thinking that Arsenal will find their Champions League tie against Porto extremely difficult? There’s been no cup upsets in Europe’s 1st tier this season, and I think we’re owed one.

No William Gallas could mean that the defence is left badly exposed from set pieces with the appropriately hulking ‘Hulk’ ready to test the weakened Arsenal back four. Midfield creativity will also be badly hit with the regrettable absence of the admittedly ‘Fabulous Fabregas’. Arsenal fans will be praying that Samir Nasri can come in and do a job. He did against Burnley, but that was Burnley at home!

Theo Walcott could give Arsenal the attacking impetus needed to defeat Champions League opposition, but so far this season it really doesn’t look like happening for young Theo. After producing an accomplished performance against Burnley on the weekend and scoring just his second goal of the season with his LEFT FOOT against strugglers Burnley, Walcott will hope to prove himself to the Arsenal faithful. Unfortunately, in the big games, Walcott can frequently
go missing.

The reason why I fear for Arsenal in this fixture is that I think they will underestimate Porto. Yes the Portuguese giants have sold off their best players in the last few seasons. Yes they’ve had problems in keeping their number one spot in the Portugese League this year; trailing behind leaders Benfica and surprise package Braga. But they’ve got a better European pedigree than Arsenal, having won the competition impressively in 2004 and winning the old European Cup in 1987. Of course they are underdogs now, but I can only think that this will benefit them tremendously, especially coming off a 2-1 win in the first leg.

Porto also gave Manchester United a very tough time last year in the Champions League, eventually being beaten by a Cristiano Ronaldo 40 yard screamer.

The absence of Robin Van Persie, William Gallas, and of course last season’s vital target man Emmanuel Adebayor will disrupt Arsenal’s just a little too much for my money.

Never mind- at least Nicklas Bendtner is in good form.

{ 146 comments… read them below or add one }

asian March 9, 2010 at 10:32 pm

u crap!we won this game

Andy March 9, 2010 at 10:33 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOL, well done mate.

Kay March 9, 2010 at 10:34 pm

This is exactly why you should let the football do the talking, retard got pwned!

gunner1 March 9, 2010 at 10:34 pm

you have got to be the most dumb pundit ever arsenal have an abundance of midfield talent to cover for cesc bendtner is world class look at his international record one unlucky game and five great ones will do for me ……… so keep your halfwit comments to yourself to avoid further embaressment

arse March 9, 2010 at 10:39 pm

5-0! At least the muppet is providing a bit of post match entertainment.

Jesse March 9, 2010 at 10:40 pm

Idiot!!!! Gunners 5-0!

tom March 9, 2010 at 10:41 pm

haha shut ur mouf twat arsenal fuckin schooled em with an imense display!!!!!!!!!!!!!

john March 9, 2010 at 10:43 pm

HAHA HAHA

YOUR prediction was a BENDt one today and totally got ARSE shaved

5 NIL UP THE GUNNERS!!!!

Raheem March 9, 2010 at 10:44 pm

5-0. crash that sucker

Sam March 9, 2010 at 10:49 pm

Haaaaaaaahahahahahah!

‘at least Nicklas Bendtner is in good form.’

5 goals in 4 games, damn straight!

Abhi Gunner March 9, 2010 at 10:59 pm

HA HA HA. You got everything in the forecasting blog wrong except for Bendtners form. Sarcasm worked out to be reality hey? Had read it before the game and was apalled by the sheer stupidty of it. Walcott missing in big games? European pedigree? And you were talking about Arsenal missing Adebayor??? We have scored way more goals this season without him and Persie. You idiot, stop writing stuff you dont know about.

Empress March 9, 2010 at 11:07 pm

LOL! OWNED!

Darren March 9, 2010 at 11:08 pm

in the words of Alan Partridge, get a plate with words on and eat that.

right oh Berty, read my previous comments all all previous Arsenal blogs

N00B March 9, 2010 at 11:12 pm

MUGGGGGGGG

davidhr March 9, 2010 at 11:16 pm

well done you muppet! exactly the opposite of everything you said …
well done … with that kind of Arsenal pretty but no good you should be on – Sky Sports, Match of the Day, most national newspapers ….
twat

Esteban March 9, 2010 at 11:55 pm

Dexy den…are you related to Mystic Meg? I have no need to read my beano on Saturday…you are gonna keep me chuckling all the way through to that dull monday morning…and even then will still have a smile on said face….cheers!!!!! p.s. got any tips for cheltenham?

Franny March 9, 2010 at 11:56 pm

You’re right! Bendtner is in good form. 6 goals in 5 games. (5 in 4 for Arsenal).

That’s better form than Waynetta Rooney is it not? You’re a genius!

Daymee March 10, 2010 at 12:35 am

Marcus (5.44pm)
Shame on you. You should cover your face in shame

bob March 10, 2010 at 12:45 am

“Am I the only one thinking that Arsenal will find their Champions League tie against Porto extremely difficult?”

pmsl

Gooners For Life March 10, 2010 at 1:01 am

SAY WHAAAT ???

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH…MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

dude March 10, 2010 at 1:10 am

honestly, u have no idea what u r talking about,we r in crisis so hope u hold on to yr job

gooner4eva March 10, 2010 at 1:12 am

am sending you a couple packets of ketchup to help you swallow …….. and a couple suppositories for later, to let it out.

cesc la vie March 10, 2010 at 1:24 am

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Pwned you spuddy little mug.

Theo missing in big games??!! … Missing Adebayor??!.. A lack of creativity without Cesc??!!

If you were on fire mate, I wouldnt piss on you.

SAKUragi March 10, 2010 at 2:03 am

“Never mind- at least Nicklas Bendtner is in good form.”

After seeing him dismantle Porto’s defense, thats for sure ey?

Gunnerville March 10, 2010 at 2:30 am

Told you I would come back but seriously do you need me to say anything?

HAHHAHAHHAHAH

Moron

gunnerville yr a legend March 10, 2010 at 4:25 am

hahahha gunnerville thank you for expressing all the arsenal fans all over the world no comment more than that eenough said

You're an idiot Author March 10, 2010 at 5:12 am

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! GOOD PREDICTION BUDDY! HAHAHAH 5-0!

Dj March 10, 2010 at 6:28 am

Ok the article was quick and bloggy and he was wrong but it’s hypocritically weak to pounce on him AFTER the result. Like everyone waited to see if he was right then kicked him when he was down. At least he had the balls to pit it out there. I actually thought we would lose van so happy @ the result though.

Foolwithablog March 10, 2010 at 6:41 am

5-0. Nicklas Bendtner hat trick.

Eat your words you fool.

Jon Hume March 10, 2010 at 7:15 am

Egg on face? Arsenal will be OK as long as we don’t draw an English team in the next round. Let’s hope Fabregas can “heal like dog” and be back for the weekend! Eboue Eboue!

Drew March 10, 2010 at 7:32 am

spot on Gunnerville//

dexy you muppet, stop pretending to know football.

colinnnn March 10, 2010 at 7:37 am

Good call……….Not……….Clueless

alex March 10, 2010 at 7:51 am

yes u are the only one u mut! 5 – 0. U could no be more wrong! OMG, u should be forbidden to ever say anythign u have on ur wrong little mind. HAHAHA

poxy longshot March 10, 2010 at 7:59 am

bwahahahahahahaaaahhh

honestly..

Jeeves March 10, 2010 at 8:52 am

SO much egg on your face

kupsy March 10, 2010 at 9:14 am

u were saying??????????? Seriously tho. I had £20 on 4-0 at 20/1 and could smell the money 90th minute. I guess I hate bendtner even more now…………

joseph March 10, 2010 at 9:20 am

man i dont know if you know football ?. but you need to go back to school fo that , never bring any european team to arsenal when they are at home , may be English teams who dont know football only to break oru playes legs but a team like Baca to come to Emirates and think they will win , write on other things but not that arsenal

Smudger March 10, 2010 at 9:40 am

Another idiot jumping on the “Hulk is awesome!” bandwagon. The fact is he’s looked average at best against decent sides in the Champions League, and add to that he has hardly played cause of his ban, and he was never going to be a major threat. Falcao would’ve been a better one to highlight as a danger man.

Judging from the rest of this drivel I’m guessing football is not your strong point though. Back to the rugby for you, son.

Jazz March 10, 2010 at 9:44 am

What a complete joke of an article.

and on top of that…how wrong were you?

jjjjj March 10, 2010 at 9:50 am

5 – Nil? Porto really made it hard work for us last night didnt they? Arsenal very nearly crashed out of the champions league to a team with much better european pedigree didnt they! YOU WALLY!

Scoffs March 10, 2010 at 9:53 am

Usless blog mate! sort it out… you actually couldn’t have been more wrong! winning the european cup in 87′ do me a favour!! talk about living in the past.. Does our ‘European Cup pedigree’ of qualifying for the knock out stages in for the last 10 years not count for something? of course it does! Anyway loved reading this blog the morning after the night before. Come on you gooners. PL & CL cup double!!!!

Chris March 10, 2010 at 9:58 am

Ahahahahaha

freddie March 10, 2010 at 10:16 am

Nostradamus need not worry about you taking his job

Yer Ma March 10, 2010 at 10:20 am

LOL!
Hey at least Nasri came in and “did a job.”
Oh and “huliking hulk?” Did you actually think that sounded good when you wrote it?
Your like an expert pundit and Tolstoy rolled into one!

Robbie TK March 10, 2010 at 10:34 am

Ooh, anyone see us really struggle last night? I mean, Porto were so in it even after the hour mark. It went right to the wire and we just scraped through with that 6-2 aggregate score. Man was I scared.

Seriously? The first leg was a fluke because we had a 2nd string keeper (can’t believe he can be classed 2nd string) in goal.

Last night we were awesome and for you to say that Porto a side who have never won against the big clubs on English soil have better European Pedigree than us is ridiculous. We’ve managed to qualify 10 years in a row and more times than 1 have we got to the business end. Porto are nothing like the club of 6 years ago who had perhaps the best manager we’ve seen in 6 years in Jose Mourinho.

Anyway, you need to revise what you’re saying before posting such ludicrous tripe.

whiskeyjack March 10, 2010 at 10:38 am

What a MUG !!! come on you gunners

Riise March 10, 2010 at 11:06 am

We won with a wide margin,and it’s been difficult in the past few season for a team outside England to defit Arsenal in the CL..if u’re a true arsenal fan.it means u just scared about last night match,but it’s better to keep it to yourself…ARSENAL GO FOR THE DOUBLE

arsenata March 10, 2010 at 11:06 am

I should be dead right now…

Dave March 10, 2010 at 11:58 am

You were awesome against a very very poor Porto team.

Hardly sumfin to shout about is it?

Franny March 10, 2010 at 12:18 pm

Dave you can only beat what’s in front of you and the same team narrowly lost to the chav’s 1-0 on both occasions. Don’t be jealous.

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