Arsenal linked with Patrick Blah Blah

by Mystical Mike

Sunday, June 2nd, 2013

Arsenal’s summer took an unexpected twist yesterday when French starlet Patrick Blah Blah sensationally confessed his love for the Gunners and in particular Arsène Wenger.

Arsenal reportedly have a transfer kitty of over 100m and are looking to make key signings to end their eight year trophy drought.  Having already been linked with anyone who has ever kicked a football the Gunners will need to act fast to get their man. Chelsea are also said to be interested but will not make any offers until Arsenal have.

The Frenchman, yet to be born, but has been on Arsenal’s radar for some time, is said to have great potential, good spirit and fits the Arsenal mould perfectly.

Wenger and the board are said to be extremely excited about Blah Blah.

“He’s a player we’ve been looking for some time” Said Wenger. Stan Kroenke had this to say. ”  ”

However, wages could be a stumbling block as Blah Blah will be looking for around 270k a week, but the board are prepared to change their pay structure to get their man.

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  • Philip

    Ha, was that reported in the Sun?

  • AGooner

    Hahahaha….Patrick Blah Blah…..what about Bob Yada Yada 😛

  • Mystical Mike

    Joe Bloggs is a talent too! Lets sign him

  • micky boon

    Stan Kroenke had this to say. ” ”

    LMFAO! Quality! More blogs like this please, it is silly season after all!

  • Abetiaja

    Blah Blah is better than Ronaldo. I have watched him several times in my …. Though he is a bit expensive, but investing in him can only be good business because without Wenger’s tutelage he already scores 134 goals a season. Imagine the prospect of working with Wenger. I am sure he will get at least 200 goals per season. The only condition is that his mother should be quick about the pregnancy.

  • Philip

    Blah blah will be sensational one day, probably around 23 years or so. By then, there’s a slight chance we may have actually won a trophy

  • clark

    F8ck off gunners where been tracking him way before you have heard of him .Always living in our shadow .
    YIDS rule

  • Tomas

    Blah Blah will be instrumental to Arsenals fourth place trophy run .I’ve heard Wenger already wants to make Blah Blah his captain because of his exceptional qualitee and mental strength , but might ship him off to Barca the following season if he gets complacent .

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