Arsenal’s summer took an unexpected twist yesterday when French starlet Patrick Blah Blah sensationally confessed his love for the Gunners and in particular Arsène Wenger.
Arsenal reportedly have a transfer kitty of over 100m and are looking to make key signings to end their eight year trophy drought. Having already been linked with anyone who has ever kicked a football the Gunners will need to act fast to get their man. Chelsea are also said to be interested but will not make any offers until Arsenal have.
The Frenchman, yet to be born, but has been on Arsenal’s radar for some time, is said to have great potential, good spirit and fits the Arsenal mould perfectly.
Wenger and the board are said to be extremely excited about Blah Blah.
“He’s a player we’ve been looking for some time” Said Wenger. Stan Kroenke had this to say. ” ”
However, wages could be a stumbling block as Blah Blah will be looking for around 270k a week, but the board are prepared to change their pay structure to get their man.