Arsenal to sign French sensation

by Mystical Mike

Friday, January 31st, 2014
 

Transfer deadline day takes an unexpected twist with French starlet Patrick Blah Blah sensationally confessing his love for the Gunners and in particular Arsène Wenger.

The Sun & The Daily Mail claim the Gunners have sent representatives to France to sign the player.

It’s the news all Gunners fans have been wanting to hear for weeks.

Arsenal reportedly can add an extra 30m to their transfer kitty of over 100m and are looking to make key signings to help keep their title dreams alive.  Having already been linked with anyone who has ever kicked a football the Gunners will need to act fast to get their man. Chelsea are also said to be interested but will not make any offers until Arsenal have.

The Frenchman, yet to be born, but has been on Arsenal’s radar for some time, is said to have great potential, good spirit and fits the Arsenal mould perfectly.

Wenger and the board are said to be extremely excited about The Frenchmans new bumper contract.

“He’s a player we’ve been looking for some time” Said Wenger. Stan Kroenke had this to say. ”  ”

However, wages could be a stumbling block as Blah Blah will be looking for around £5 a week, the board are prepared to change their pay structure to get their man.

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