March 24, 2010
I never really had much of a chance to play football when I was in school.
This was partly because I sucked but mainly due to the fact the team was made up of the kind of girls you know secretly have a scrotum and ate little things like me for breakfast. And OK fair enough, when it came to picking a team that would simply bulldoze its way across [...]
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February 13, 2010
Apparently it takes balls to ref in the Premier League.
And by this I mean Daddy bags and man tonsils – the treasured crown jewels about only half the world population possess. Not the ones you kick about or bring home under your arm to your ma. [...]
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