Goal keeper and general all round good bloke. One of Dexy's founder members. Big Arsenal & Barnet fan. I hate the prawn sandwich brigade

The ships sinking Captain… time for you to go!

August 4, 2009

Over the last couple of weeks most of the articles here have been on Manchester City’s spending power, Arsenals selling power, or how there is or isn’t any loyalty in the game of football anymore. I’ve sat at home this week with swine flu looking for something to write about which didn’t involve a top four club or a wanna be top four club. […]

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UK Football Finder awards review

July 25, 2009

There are many things I could write about last night’s party… In fact I could go on for hours with stories of Peter Pickles buying really bizarre cocktails, how I was robbed by the toilet attendant, our attempt to find a kebab shops in Mayfair, or even how a couple of us had a debate about how Darren keeps his head so shiny. […]

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The Prawns made me sick… So I’m off to watch the Bee’s!

July 3, 2009

I’m starting a trend with my articles now… they all seem to start with “Last year I wrote Article XYZ”, well this one is no different!

So last year I wrote an article about the state of the ticket system for Arsenal Fans. And I hate to announce over the last year things have got worse, I lost my wallet with my precious membership cards i […]

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10 things I HATE about Newcastle United

May 20, 2009

1 – Hair Cuts

Newcastle players over the last 30 years have been renowned to have rubbish haircuts, really starting with Kevin Keegans Perm and Terry McDermotts… well….”mop”. Since then they have had some terrible barnets. Andy Carroll and Fabricio Coloccini are the most recent victims of having rubbish haircuts but also I need to men […]

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It is all doom and gloom for the Toon!

March 27, 2009

Going, going, gone?

A year ago I wrote my first UKFF article. It was on the status of Newcastle United. They were 3 points above the drop zone with only 9 games left to play and to make it worse they had a hard run in! Much has changed at Newcastle since then, in fact so much has changed, that they find themselves in almost exactly the same posi […]

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England’s goalkeeping crisis

February 25, 2009

When David Seaman retired from international football in 2002 England never replaced the pony tailed shot stopper. Seaman had a great career of 75 England caps between 1988 and 2002, but since the ex Arsenal hero retired the Goalkeeping spot has always been one under a huge debate. […]

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The Day Manchester City Destroyed The World….

January 20, 2009

One hundred and seven million pounds… ONE HUNDRED AND SEVEN MILLION POUNDS??? We all sniggered when mark Hughes left a good Blackburn side to join an average Manchester City. But he really landed on his feet with the switch. We the new buyers throwing money at him it seems there will be no stopping City […] […]

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The Referee’s a…

January 20, 2009

A ref these days is hard to find

We’ve all sung it, we’ve all sat there saying “I could do better” & “the reason we lost that game was because of the ref” I’ll admit, I do it every week!

Thinking back, Can anyone remember Pierluigi Collina? Or David Ellery? These were at one time the world’s finest referees. They took charge, […]

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European predictions

August 16, 2008

So over the last few weeks, Football league fever has hit the streets as the pre seasons began… So we have been looking at who’s going to be lifting which title and who’s going to be sacking their managers within 2 months of the season kick off. But we haven’t had a look at the contenders throughout the European major leagues. […]

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Spurs – Champions League… you’re ‘avin a laugh!

July 29, 2008

Are Spurs an even bigger laughing stock than Newcastle?

The cries of “Dimitar Berbatov” coming from the Fart Hart Lane crowd are slowly fading… The chants of “Keano” have already shifted 200 miles north to Liverpool… And for some bizarre reason Ramos spent £16.5 Million on Modric from Dinamo Zagreb, a team that in all fairness would […]

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Viva España

June 17, 2008

Why Spain will go all the way!

Spain have been a long suffering team, they have never placing higher than 4th in the World Cup, and the only senor level tournament they have won is the 1964 European Championships, which incidentally they hosted! […]

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What has happened to Barcelona?

May 8, 2008


It has been the same for years, as the sun sets on the Mediterranean Sea, as the light fades from the great Spanish city, the gentle giant awakes. The Lights glare out across miles, the roars can be heard for long distances and the memories will stay in your mind forever as the Camp Nou comes to life on match day. […]

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