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Teflon

Goal keeper and general all round good bloke. One of Dexy's founder members. Big Arsenal & Barnet fan. I hate the prawn sandwich brigade

You only sing when you’re winning!

April 20, 2008

Telfon’s weekly rant

I had the pleasure of being at Arsenal this weekend… finally a good win and a good performance, even though it should have been 6 or 7 nil. So as we sat in our ‘Impossible to get’ seats, in a game that sold out within 30 minutes of being available to Red Members, the wife and I had a look around the stadium, we were am [...]

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Man of the match? I don’t think so!

April 16, 2008

Telfon’s weekly rant

This subject has really been grinding my gears recently. And I’m going to get stuck in straight away and state it’s based more on popularity than a great performance. Having sat through 3 games at the weekend the MOTM going to possibly the worst choices possible every time I thought it was about time to have a whine abou [...]

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So why did Arsenal fail?

April 10, 2008

The negatives and the positives

Just a few months ago Arsenal were on fire, they were favorites for the Premier league with a 5 Point lead over Man Utd, in the Semi finals of the Carling cup, passing through the early rounds in the FA cup and doing very well in Europe.

Fast-forward to today and look where they are now, it all smells of Déjà [...]

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Javier Mascherano = Disgrace!

March 25, 2008

Teflons weekly rant

If you watched the whole of ‘Grand Slam Sunday’ on your couch with a beer you obviously have no life, or your Sunday League game was cancelled because a snowflake fell and it is now officially ‘Hazardous’ to play in snow because you might get a little chilly. So being left all alone for the weekend as the wife took a long tre [...]

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51,531 In The Queue Due to Corporate Meetings!

March 19, 2008

The Prawns have stolen our game

Watching a football game has never been harder in my opinion, this morning Arsenal Vs Reading tickets went on sale to Red members, which I shall state, now is the lowest membership level for the Arsenal football team. The Membership scheme is as follows, Platinum (Corporate), Gold (Season Ticket Holders), Silver ( [...]

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Poor quality pitches? Blame Emile Heskey!

March 10, 2008

It’s a mud bath

Last night I sat down after my big Sunday roast, nursing an injury I picked up that morning while playing for my local town, sipping away a pint of beer while watching the Wigan v Arsenal game on TV.

It started badly as Steve Bruce said live on TV ‘We are embarrassed about the pitch, it simply is unacceptable!’ Well that was t [...]

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The Fate of Newcastle United

March 3, 2008

From Glittering Cocktails to Fat Jailbirds

Now think back to 1996, Asprillia was turning and twisting every defender until they would collapse from dizziness, Shearer was scoring for fun, Ginola looked pretty and Shaka Hislop sounded like some sort of cocktail you’d order on a Friday night.
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