Blue Monday for Scolari

by Dexy Longshot

Monday, February 9th, 2009

New Order at the Bridge

How does it feel
To treat me like you do
When you put your trust upon me
Then showed me who you are

I thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now how do I feel

Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
From the past until completion
They will turn away no more

And I still find it so hard
To say what I need to say
But I’m quite sure that you’ll tell me
Just how I should feel today

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn’t for your misfortunes
I’d be a heavenly person today

And I thought I was mistaken
And I thought I heard you speak
Tell me how do I feel
Tell me now how should I feel

Now I stand here waiting

I thought I told you to leave me
While I walked down to the Bridge
Tell me how does it feel
When your heart grows cold
(grows cold, grows cold, grows cold)

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  • Stevie

    ha ha, it was made for him!

    Crazy world, the PL has become exactly like La Liga & Serie A.

    It actually goes to show how good Avram Grant actually was.

  • Letsalllaughatthechavs

    Roman, whoooaaaa,
    he sacked Mourinho,
    Cos he was a ho-mo

    Roman, whoooaaaa,
    he sacked the ugly frog,
    he didn’t do the job

    Roman, whoooaaaa,
    big Phil’s the next to go
    Cos he was a ho-mo

  • Darren

    I don’t understand some clubs. The Chavs sacked Mourinho who was their most successful manager in the clubs history, 5 trophies in 3 years. Apparently his winning style of football wasn’t enough for Abramavich.

    1 year later, Avram Grant takes them to their first Champions League final, narrowly losing out to a piece of mud. He finishes runners up in both the PL & the Carling cup. He is sacked.

    Along comes Big Phil, World Cup Winner, if he was the right the right man for the job in the first place is up for debate. Under BP Chelsea were played attacking exciting attacking football, for the first half of the season anyway. A few draws and a defeat he is sacked 7 months into his contract.

    Total paid out in compensation 15 million. 4 managers in 5 years.

    Chelsea are a little bit like Arsenal in that they have been pushing above their weight, every club goes through a blip, even United did. Liverpool haven’t, and won’t win the league since 91!

    ps: Tony Adams was a bumbling buffoon so it’s hardly surprising he was sacked.

  • croppo

    Mourinho must be pissing himself with laughter!

    Better for the arse we’ll grab the 4th spot, villa 3rd. leaves chelski
    in uefa so roman will cut his losses and run to south america. fat
    frank, cashley, the drog and all the other glory boys will jump ship to
    warmer climates. back to the old days , equilibrium. they’ll all wish
    they had the arsenal model this time next year

  • Dexy Longshot

    get your ugly mits of Zola, I hear Steve McClaren is looking for a return to the Premier League!!

  • Martin Tibbetts

    Who would take the Chelsea job? As Darren says, if what Avram Grant did isn’t good enough then Roman will only accept them winning everything they enter. And frankly with United and Barca out there they haven’t a prayer of that. So why would Zola go there? Only an out of worker would take it, no-one will give up a job to be deemed a failure after 6 months in South London.

    They should never have let Steve Clarke go, he was the key to their success (along with the Russian billions). Shows that even with all the money in the world you need a decent coach in place who knows the league.

    How we laugh!

  • Dexy Longshot

    Laugh indeed, i’m cracking up!!!

    Hiddink would be my choice if i was holding the Stamford Bridge wonga, i spoke to some learned colleagues last night about Gus taking over, he has an excellent record and is already under Romans dubious pay-roll with Russia (who incidently didn’t do too bad in the Euros).

    Apparently, he is already in talks with the blues.
    Good!. As long has they stay away from Zola and Clarky on the East side of London and The God that is Fabio, they can have whoever they want. I hope Sven would enter the fray or McClaren, please let it happen!

    PS; More on Fabio in tomorrows blog!

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