Dexy’s Bunce Burner

by Dexy Longshot

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Slaven Bilic was always a touch above a decade ago when he plied his trade at the Boleyn & Goodison Park. Harry Redknapp said he was one of the most intelligent men he had ever met what with his numerous, CSE’s & Law degrees and his best ever signing (after Marco Boogers). He was outstanding at France 98. Forget player of the tournament, after his run in with Laurent Blanc in the semi, he almost beat Tom Hanks to the Best Actor Oscar.

Last week, Super Slav (39) sealed McClaren’s fate by doing the double over the 3 Lions (3 Pussies would be more apt) even though Croatia had already qualified before last knockings at Wembley. I was there and it was a right gutter, my sheepskin got soaked and they ran out of pies at half time.

England fell to 12th in the FIFA rankings while the ear-ringed maverick got his lads up to 10th and a seeding for the next World Cup. Why, oh why then have Ladbrookes got Croatia at 6-4 to win group 6 (they are 7-1 to do the double again) while England come out 10/11? You do the maths???

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