Dexy’s dickhead of the season award – Who is yours?

by Dexy Longshot

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Another Premier League season comes to an end, it’s not been a classic quality wise, but for shear entertainment it’s been one we won’t forget for a long time. We’ve had goals, upsets, thrillers, sackings, transfer bargains, transfer flops not to mention gossip, cheating, boozing, fighting and even tears and snogs from grown men.

Here are the nominations for Dexy’s Dickhead of the year awards.

Dickhead of the Season

John Terry – Captain Pee Wee is a prize pratt in many peoples eyes. The former England Captain made the papers for all the wrong reasons. Not content with a gorgeous wife, he cheated with a so called mate’s ex girlfriend Vanessa Perroncel, who it must be said is also a right sort. How on earth does he it? A 5 million bank balance could have something to do with I suppose. Wayne Bridges’ handshake snub was a comedy moment when City thrased The Blues in their own backyard.

If Terry helps England win the World Cup then all will be forgotten of course.

Ashley Cole – Quite possibly the most stupid man, sorry, boy in football. Not content with the worlds hottest woman (as voted by FHM readers) Ashley Mole proceeded to cheat his way to a divorce. Mole was pictured with a string of munters, he was quite literally caught with trousers around his ankles. It was a tough year for the multi millionaire Premier League winning left back.

Emmanuel Adebayor – ‘Should I stay or should I go’ was blaring out of Sheyi Emmanuel Adebayor’s headphones as he assured the Arsenal fans he would not be leaving the club. One week later he had signed for Manchester City in a deal worth 23 million. His wages doubled, as told the press he didn’t move for the money.

When City beat Arsenal 4-2 at Eastland’s earlier in the season Adebayor ran the whole length of the pitch to celebrate his goal in front of the Arsenal fans. The only way was down after that, with a string of non interested lazy performances the City fans began to call for his head, Arsenal fans saw this coming as Mr Wenger was so busy counting the healthy profit he forgot to sign a replacement.

So who is your winner? Please feel free to add any of your own nominations.

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