Quinton Quiz’s top 5 footballing buzzards

by Mystical Mike

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Quinton Quiz then here’s a little introduction, he’s the love child of Maggie Thatcher, Statto & Roy Cropper from Cori. He may look like an absolute goon, but he knows his onions when it comes to footy.

Brought up on corn beef hash, lettuce and crab sticks his knowledge of the beautiful game is second to none. Quinton can often be found at jumble sales trying to find the other half of his red shoe combo set.

Quinton has been nagging poor old Dexy for another spot in the limelight, so we gave him a day to come up with something funny, he searched the web for his top 5 football buzzards, which means bloopers in Quinton’s world, and here’s what he came up with.



1. Vinney Jones was a pussy


2. Gayest Ref in the world


3) Open goal buzzards!


4) The wee wee man


5) Penalty buzzard, shame up!


So there you have have it, Quinton’s top 5 buzzards. You’ve probably seen these before but there’s no denying they are quality, we tried our hardest NOT to laugh but we couldn’t resist. Good work Quinton, now I’ll have 2 Joe Bugners in my tea and Dexy has 1, there’s a good lad!




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  • Jackie Emu peggy

    good work quentin…and I bet you’re a hit with the ladies…

  • http://www.ukfootballfinder.co.uk Darren

    Quinton rules, he has remarkable eyes, it must be said!!

    Is he the Gab Machottie of the grass roots world?

    Wee wee man is a disgwace!

  • stevie

    Quinton, Arsenal need you, will you sign for us?

    Denilson & Eboue, you were awful

  • tef1on

    Denilson and Eboue played today???

  • http://www.ukfootballfinder.co.uk Darren

    just got in Teflon, didn’t go to the game but watched it, my god, it was terrible. Eboue, say no more, but Denilson? Surely Wenger has to spend big on a central midfielder, our first choice pairing isn’t up to much, Fabregas apart, but the rest are not good enough, Diarby is a decent player but would he get into the other top 4 sides? No chance, he wouldn’t even get in the Spuds side!!

    Has anyone checked the league table recently? We were bad but there’s always Spuds to laugh at!

    Go go Quinton, you’re a legend!!

  • tef1on

    After paying £50 odd quid to go watch that shit yesterday i pilled 10 odd pints down my neck forgetting i had top take training this morning… I can honestly say i have NEVER seen a team play so bad. Arsenal were worse than England! It was simply unacceptable

  • http://www.ukfootballfinder.co.uk Darren

    there aren’t enough adjectives to describe how bad we were. After last season it was obvious the squad wasn’t big enough, yet the squad is now smaller with less quality. Wenger can’t keep blaming injuries and bad luck. The fact of the matter is you need 2 world class players per position, ok, we can’t compete with the likes of Man U & Chelski on the transfer front, but the books need to be balanced, sell a player replace him.

    What I would like to know is what kids? Everyone keeps going on about our young players, but apart from Cesc where are they?

    To make matters worse I’ve just read this on the BBC

    Boss Arsene Wenger says there are no new Arsenal signings on the horizon, as the transfer deadline approaches.

    Despite having been linked with Aston Villa’s Gareth Barry and Xabi Alonso of Liverpool, Wenger told BBC Sport: “We are not close to signing anybody.”

    I don’t get it? Is Wenger losing his touch or does he know something we don’t?

    At least we are not as sh*t as Spurs!!

    ps: training after 10 pints? Thats the one of the main reasons we play midweek friendly games!!

  • Stevie

    Arsenal a bunch of buzzards!

  • http://aloadofcobblers.blogspot.com Danny Brothers

    Ah these clips take me back to the Danny Baker Own Goals and Gaffes videos I so eaglery bought as a nipper!

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