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Where are the in ‘Wenger we trust’ idiots now?

April 21, 2016

I wrote this blog back in 2013, its amazing how nothing has changed since. Ok, so we did eventually sign a few so called world class players and won two FA Cups. But the same issues are still here for everyone except Wenger to see. You could put Messi, Kompany & Pogba in that side […] […]

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Why Arsenal need Karl Pilkington on the board

April 20, 2016

As a very frustrated Arsenal fan, I no longer get excited about my team. Every year it’s the same, end the season in disappointment, big stars wanting to leave, the annual scrap for 4th, celebrated like a Premier League title, the board and the manager boast about how much money the club have and who […] […]

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Arsenal linked with Patrick Blah Blah

September 1, 2015

Arsenal’s summer took an unexpected twist yesterday when French starlet Patrick Blah Blah sensationally confessed his love for the Gunners and in particular Arsène Wenger. Arsenal reportedly have a transfer kitty of over 900m and are looking to make key signings before the window closes.  Having already been linked with everyone in Europe &a […]

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The day that Arsene Wenger should have resigned

August 26, 2015

23rd February 2008,  Birmingham City 2 Arsenal 2, the day Arsenal blew yet another title challenge, defensive mistakes, missed chances, not enough leaders in the side to grind out a result. Sounds familiar doesn’t it? It’s groundhog day, after groundhog day. That match report reads like most over the last 7 years. Simply replace the […]

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Will Arsenal ever be title contenders under Wenger?

August 25, 2015

It is true to say, that Arsenal have the biggest collection of Victor Meldrew fans in the country, we moan, we moan, and by Jove we moan. The thing is, we know how very, very close we are to greatness. It’s obvious that if you miss out on winning the biggest prize in football, you […] […]

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Same Old Arsenal, Will They Ever Change?

August 9, 2015

Arsenal 0-2 West Ham  Arsenal’s season started with a terrible defeat as West Ham won their first Premier League game under Slaven Bilic. Arsenals new Keeper Petr Cech punched the air as he misjudged Dimitri Payet’s free-kick to allow Cheikhou Kouyate to nod in the Hammers’ first just before the half time break. On 57 […] […]

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Would you like to train along side Premier League stars?

July 9, 2015

Ever thought how it would feel to train along side Premier League stars? Well now is your chance! UCL Academicals are looking for exceptional players for next season. The team plays in the Amateur Football Combination Senior North. The home pitch is UCL Sports Ground, Shenley, which is shared with Watford FC and are located next […] […]

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Draxler, Hernandez, Costa or Berbatov. Which striker should Arsenal sign?

January 24, 2014

It’s no secret that Arsenal need a another striker if they are serious about maintaining their Premier League title dreams. The Gunners main rivals have at least 3 quality strikers, even mid table sides such as Spurs and Man United have 3. The Gunners have once again been linked with 33,000 players this January window. […] […]

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Who is responsible for Arsenal’s summer of discontent in the transfer market?

August 14, 2013

After a mixed pre season and a horrendously disappointing summer in the transfer market (as per usual) the Gunners now face a potential injury crisis before the season has even begun. And this is before tonights pointless internationals. Many fans are speculating that the club will not be able to get through a tricky Champions […] […]

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The Arsenal linked with Xl – Would this team win the title?

July 29, 2013

So here we are, another summer of rumours, bullish*t, made up stories and false promises. And I’m not just talking about crappy blogs like Caught Offside etc… The nationals have been in full bullish*t mode too. Yep, it can only be Arsenal, who seem  to have the best PR team on the planet. World class names […] […]

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Wenger: I am interested in signing world class players

July 18, 2013

I was once fortunate enough to attend a prestigious awards dinner for Eric Cantona; I was amongst some of the finest talent this country has seen. Paul Merson, Tony Adams, Ian Wright and some blokes who played for Manchester United. The dinner was for a music therapy charity, which helped children with learning difficulties, a […] […]

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Five reasons why Arsenal will never win another trophy with Arsene Wenger in charge

July 12, 2013

After their 0-1 victory at Newcastle on the last day of the season, Arsenal find themselves potentially back among Europe’s elite. The fact they celebrated  a 4th place finish speaks volumes of where the club are right now. Many fans are speculating that the club will not be able to gain a Champions League spot […] […]

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