The FA are bunch of old farts!

by Mickey Marbles

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009
 

Mickey Marbles weekly rant

I hate that I do!

A ref ordered a penalty to be retaken in a Sunday league game last week when a oppo’s player put one down (The blow-off, not the ball!) when it was kicked! not a lie, I tell thee. The Chorlton Villa player (That’s Chorlton, not Trumpton!) got a yellow card for the fart which was classed as “ungentlemanly conduct”. The team, who conceded a goal on the second take, won the match 6-4 against International Manchester FC at Turn Moss just down the road from me in Stretford. Villa manager Ian Treadwell said their conduct was “normally exemplary”.

“One of our players ‘broke wind’ and only the referee heard it and he booked the player,” he said.
“The other player had the penalty saved because it was a bad penalty; it was nothing to do with any noise. They were as shocked as we were as to why.”

It has left a very bad smell & now it’s all gone off with the FA receiving a report while Team Trumpton have been hit with a fine of £97 for three dismissals and two yellow card bookings from the game. Mr Treadwell said: “We are not a dirty team and we like to play football”

What is the game coming too, Sunday morning farting is as part of the game as Sunday morning hangovers & spewing.
All this FA getting involved is a load of old codswallop, it’s just an innocent bodily function, let it lie, I’ve always said that the FA are bunch of old Farts!

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  • Dexylongshot

    Chuffin ell, the ways things are going, those FA mugs will be banning coughing up snot next!

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