Who’s been a naughty boy then?

by Dexy Longshot

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

The Sun has uncovered the seedy goings on in the top flight with one of Britain’s most famous mangers getting his nuts wet with some Thai brass. Looks like whoever it is also a fan of ping-pong balls as well as sizes 5’s! Rumours abound that it is one of the big boys in the north of England.

Phil Brown (I thought it was tanning salon) and Big Sam (No wonder his tickers giving him jip) are big web favorites but I’d love it to be Mancinni as he’s just getting his feet under the table. Steve Bruce must be counted out, 100 quid for giving him one is not gonna happen, any Doris would be looking at least 4 figures for go on that. Harry can be counted out as well, when it comes to massaging figures, he prefers the paper stuff to the muff. This is all just speculation and The Sun say they cannot name and shame, we on the other hand can come up with some amusing banter!

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  • http://www.ukfootballfinder.co.uk Darren

    my money is on Megson, there’s no way he can pull with annoying face like that!

  • Matt Quinn

    I have a feeling i know who the manager is, but i dont think its fair to name names on a public forum…..

    However, I heard the manager said upon leaving the brother… “Ive had a triffic time. A real top, top night.”

  • jimmythegent

    Triffic, I didn’t realise Del Boy was in the running.
    It brings back the days of Cheap Skate Pleat when he was kerb crawling in the 80’s.

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